Saturday, October 6, 2007

Bigger isn't always better...

You know...I opened my blog today and scrolled down to the pictures and was like "D-D-D-D-Damn!" I really have a big ass nose. I tried convincing myself that it's because the picture resolution is so huge on the page, which is true, but in actual size, the nose is still pretty damn big. (just take another look yourself) Just a self-realization I never made in the 29 years of my life until now. I suppose...had I followed the strange habits of F.O.Bs and taken daily, actually make that hourly frame-by-frame pictures whenever I could with my cell phone camera and posted them to my facebook or whatever, I would've come to this realization sooner. However, i never understood the infatuation with self photography and as a result have found myself discovering things about myself that I never realized in 29 years of living...with myself. Bottomline: I apologize if I've assaulted anyone with the big nose pictures. I can only imagine, for those purusing my blog at the workplace, it must've been like opening one of those prank emails, only instead of the loud music, or lewd pic, you got a huge ass nose taking over your screen. Kinda funny, actually. Your co-workers must've been like "Damn! never knew you asians had noses like that." ....Going along with the magnified body parts, I sincerely advise people NOT to purchase one of those magnifying cosmetic mirrors. There's one in my hotel bathroom and I'm realizing things that I never would have realized without the aid of a 8x magnifying mirror. It almost makes me want to adopt the hejab and veil! ...almost. :P

1 comment:

Unknown said...

i like the bangs! and i dont know what ur talking about... ur nose has looked fine to me for the last 15 years. 15 years... ew. we're old.